Rob Nobody

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
53rdcenturyhero
marinella-ela

flabellinopsis

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The skittering clatters of the plastic eggs as the roll and pop apart. They sound like ping pong balls.]

rob-nobody

I’m not sure what animal this is, but they’re exactly what I see in my head when I hear the word “varmint.”

and of course it's being said by yosemite sam some sort of mustelid i would think something weaselish maybe a marten? martens are mustelids right? i'm fuzzy on what exactly a marten looks like reblog videos cute animals
seananmcguire
mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware

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THANK YOU. JESUS CHRIST THIS DRIVES ME INSANE EVERY FUCKING TIME BE NICE TO THE PSYCHROLUTES GOD

it drives me up the wall when i see this poor fish on lists of “ugliest animals” or whatever like you undergo explosive decompression and see how good YOU look afterwards when i'm not being a fake librarian i am a real science educator reblog science fish marine biology